THE LAST THING MOM SAID 
    WHEN SHE TUCKED ME IN BED 
    JUST AS SHE SHUT OFF THE LIGHT, 
    WAS,
    "DARLING, SLEEP TIGHT, 
    AND DURING THE NIGHT, 
    I HOPE THAT THE BEDBUGS 
    DON'T BITE!" 
    GREAT,
    MOM! 
    THANKS A LOT 
    FOR LEAVING THAT STUCK 
    IN MY HEAD! 
    TEN-FOOT
    TALL BEDBUGS 
    READY TO BITE ME. 
    THAT'S ONE CLASSIC 
    BETTER UNSAID      
                                
    Dale Hale 
    
                                   
     
     
                        
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