"HOME FROM SAFARI"

WE'RE ALWAYS SO GLAD
WHENEVER OUR DAD
COMES BACK FROM SAFARI AGAIN.

THE GIFTS THAT HE BRINGS
ARE ALL SORTS OF THINGS
FROM ALL OF THE PLACES HE'S BEEN.

THEY COST SO MUCH MONEY,
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY,
SOME SO BIG YOU'D BE ASTOUNDED.

BUT STOP BUYING STUFF!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
WE NEED YOU HERE!
DADDY...YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Dale Hale