page 38.
I'm not naming names but she's
tall, blond, beautiful. Guess
whoooo.
DICK CLARK type on television.
DICK
(shouts)
WORMS WITH ARMS! Parents hate
'em! The kids are bonkers over
them! The same old story from the
beginning of time.
WIPE TO:
EXT. POOL AREA OF BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL - DAY
The worms are stretched out on lounge chairs next to the
swimming pool. Cute girls are around them, massaging,
feeding, and flirting with them.
Benny sits nearby. He's being completely ignored. He's so
envious all he can do is grumble to himself.
BENNY
(to himself)
Those ---- those --- worms! I
hate 'em! I hate 'em! I hate
'em. But ---
He pulls one side of his robe out just enough for the CAMERA
to get a peek at the many packages of money that line its
inside. He pops it back closed.
He looks over at the worms, flashes a big toothy grin, and
flips them a cute little wave.
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BENNY
(continuing; phony-
through his teeth)
but --- they're ---
(so happy he squeals
a whispered)
--- makin' me riccccch!
ANGLE ON the worms who are stretched out on their lounges,
eyes closed, cool drinks at hand, and still surrounded by
gorgeous girls.
The sun is suddenly blocked out as a huge shadow rolls across
them. Quietly, the girls back away from the worms, then run
for cover. The worm's eyes are still closed.
LENNY
Ahhh, heyyyyy. Somebody's
blockin' my rays. Stars need tans.
Marshall opens his eyes, slowly looks OS at what is causing
the huge shadows, and gives Lenny a nudge with his elbow.
MARSHALL
(frightened)
Ahh ---- Lenny.
LENNY
(still unaware)
You're still blocking the sun.
Marshall gives Lenny a harder nudge.
Lenny springs up to face Marshall.
page 40.
LENNY
(continuing; annoyed)
What!
Marshall points OS.
PAN OVER to a half-dozen gigantic figures, all dressed in
black, with capes, pork-pie hats, and carrying brief cases.
When they speak, their echoed voices boom like Gods.
FEDS UNISON VOICES
Are you Lenny and Marshall of ---
The Worms With Arms?
MARSHALL
(gulp)
Ah --- er --- ah, yes.
LENNY
(not intimidated)
Who's askin'?
FEDS UNISON VOICES
The Federal Government is asking.
A large, ham-hock hand flies out from under the cape of the
first figure. It shoves an oversized business card at the
worms.
FIRST FED
Internal Revenue Service!
Another card is shoved in the worms' direction.
SECOND FED
Social Security Services!
And another business is card shoved at the worms.
THIRD FED
Selective Services!
Forth Fed shoves another business card at the worms.
FORTH FED
Disease Control!
Fifth Fed shoves another business card at the worms.
FIFTH FED
Equal Employment Division!
page 41.
Sixth Fed shoves another card toward them.
SIXTH FED
Immigration Division!
Both worms have no idea what is going on.
Lenny waves his arms at the Feds.
LENNY
Wait just a second! If this is
business stuff ---
Without looking, Lenny points over at the chair where Benny
was sitting.
LENNY
(continuing)
--- talk to our agent!
MARSHALL
Yeah! He takes care of all that
kind of stuff.
FEDS UNISON VOICES
Who?
MARSHALL
Benny, our agent! Over ---
Lenny and Marshall suddenly realize the chair Benny was in is
now empty.
LENNY
Well, he was ---
A huge GEIGER COUNTER pokes out from the crowd of Feds, scans
Lenny and Marshall, and is followed by another beefy fist
with another card.
SEVENTH FED
Nuclear Regulatory Commission ---
The GEIGER COUNTER starts to scream.
SEVENTH FED
(continuing)
--- and you're OUTTA HERE!
Lenny and Marshall are jerked OS.
LENNY/MARSHALL (IN UNISON)
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkssss -----
AND FADE OUT:
THE END
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