Here's three more HONKERS
nobody brags much about.

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SNORT                              

Once Snort came down off HONKER HILL he was allergic to everything at ground level.  He's always snorting, sneezing, hacking, coughing, and dripping.  Even more disgusting, he sells his nosehairs to wig makers for people who love 'natural' red hair.   Yuck!
(Things will get better for him)

Hey!
I warned ya'
this was disgusting!

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He's the family's protector.  Insult a family
member and you're
guaranteed a nosebleed. 

(He takes STEROIDS and
is about
to pay the price.)

She can't keep her nose out of other people's business, has a filthy mouth and thinks she's a fortune teller.  
She's always wrong.

(She's REALLY mean)

© 2003 DALE HALE

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