ZIPPER D. LIPPER

Talks, talks, and talks, but never gets anything done.  He's always boasting about what he's going to do...someday.

LUMPY

Lumpy is excellent on his horn because he practices a lot but gets picked on by a couple of jealous none band members who are too lazy to learn to play any horn.   But don't worry...He's headed for a scholarship while they can't even get a job.